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virare:

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

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ever wake up with a huge drool spot right under you

but it’s too early to wake up so you want to go back to sleep

but that spot’s like right in the middle of your bed and you can’t avoid it

like no way i want to sleep on that shit

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buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

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watswitdamonkey:

tardis221b:

yombles:

katterpon:

crimunals:

send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.

I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, BUT IT WASN’T THAT

NEW FAVOURITE SONG

#me

OH

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any sailor worth his bath salts

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city-glow-after-dark:

mahlarchuck:

atlasnerd:

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

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Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"

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slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

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quoms:

plasmalogical:

my strongest memes would kill you. you can’t handle my strongest memes

meme seller, i am telling you that i intend to comment on reddit. i can have nothing less than your strongest memes

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flowerswrappedinbacon:

collegehumor:

The grass is always greener WHEN SOMEONE ISN’T ALWAYS NAGGING YOU TO CUT IT.

Finish reading —> What You Think Relationships Are Like When You’re Single

Okay but my boyfriend and I ARE the blue side. I shit you not. But we’re also insane, so.

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sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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and finally

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meloettas:

couafarel:

meloettas:

cherrynubs:

meloettas:

meloettas:

look at this Funky little duck

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please look at this duck

fuck the duck

DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NO

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